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My Performance Theory

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

This is an article that I wrote recently for the Wild West Performing Arts Society, aka WWPAS, aka Whoop-ass.  In this article I share my thoughts regarding the priority of a variety artist’s skill set with regards to his/her performance ability.

I actually a lot more interesting than I’ve made it sound in the description above.  ;-)

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Howdy, folks.  It’s your friendly neighborhood knife thrower, Jack Dagger: The King of Fling!

In last month’s Whoop-ass Gazette Alamo Mike told us about knife throwing competitions, Robert Dante taught us how to attach a popper to a whip, Buck talked about Stunts and Stage Combat, and Johnny Hotshot accidentally said something profound about versatility.  I say accidentally, ’cause I know he can’t possibly be that smart.  ;-)

This month, I’ll be pinch-hitting for ole Alamo Mike for the knife throwers.  I’ll tell ya a little about myself and my shows, and why I think that performing is the most important skill a performer can have.

Performing has been in my blood ever since I was two years old, doing somersaults down the aisle at my Aunt and Uncle’s wedding.  They had the misfortune of getting married on my birthday.  I’ve been dancing like a monkey ever since.

When I was old enough to safely handle a knife, throwing it seemed like the natural and proper thing to do.  Didn’t make my mom too happy, but what else is there to do in a backyard in Baton Rouge?

It took me many moons before I combined my chocolate and my peanut butter and put together a knife throwing show.  In fact, I’ve only just celebrated the completion of my sixth year doing knife throwing performances, and according to Che Che Whitecloud, I’m barely out of my greenhorn phase.

In any case, I was very fortunate to have been performing just about as long as I’d been throwing knives.  All my life.  So when I decided to put the two together, I was able to maintain a good balance between the two skill-sets: performing and knife throwing.

I’d like to quote something Hotshot said in last month’s Gazette, “Diversify… [and] never miss an opportunity to shut yer mouth…”  Now, lemme elaborate on what that means to me: Always maintain a sense of humility, and learn whatever you can from whomever you can.  Ya never know what’s gonna come in handy, but improving your performance skill will ALWAYS come in handy.

One of the most defining aspects about the Wild West Performing Arts is the props.  That’s right, I said props.  ‘Cause unless I start stabbing a hobo on stage (at which point the knife would become evidence), my knife is just a prop.  Your whip… just a prop.  Your rope, your gun, your hickory stick, your rubber chicken… they’re all just props.  Props are used by performers to tell a story.

Gather all the physical skills you can, as it will give you a larger, more varied vocabulary to work with.  But most importantly, while you’re out there mastering your skills make sure that you’re constantly honing the most important skill of all: performance.  One of the pitfalls in the performance world is “if I can just learn how to walk on this broken glass, I’ve got myself a show.”  No, you don’t.  Now get off the stage and go pull up your pants.

Always imagine that there’s a “So What?” guy in the audience and he’s the hardest guy to please.  Cater your show to that guy.

Example:

COWBOY SHMOOLY

[Performs a flat spin with a rope.]

SO-WHAT-GUY

“So what?  You just spun a rope.  And?”

And…?  And that’s the million dollar question.

Storytelling isn’t always the linear, narrative form that we’ve learned from the Sunday Comics.  Sometimes it’s just a sensation, or a feeling.  Decide how you’d like your audience to feel, and figure out how to usher them along into that feeling.

Keep in mind that no one particular feeling or sensation is the right one.  For instance, in my Jack Dagger shows, I want the audience to feel a little naughty, and experience a little bit of guilt-free sexual humor.  However, in my Van Kleaver Bros shows, Shelby and I are much more innocent, and we want the audience to feel downright silly, or goofy, like we’ve all discovered an inside joke together and have spent forty-five minutes giggling about it.

All this is before you even worry about your “stunts”.  By the time we perform our “stunts” it’s just icing on the cake; they’re already having a great time and don’t much care what we do.  That being said, however, when you do suddenly WOW the heck out of them with a world class stunt, well, you’ve got a fan for life.

In the Wild West Performing Arts Society, we want to preserve the “Performing Arts”.  Note the word “Perfoming”.  It’s right in there in the title.  To quote Steve Martin from Planes, Trains and Automobiles, “When you tell a story… have a point.  It makes it so much more interesting for the listener.”

Always keep your performance skill up in front of the rest of your skills and you’ll do alright.

Remember to join SASS (the parent organization of WWPAS), and Ride for the Brand!  The Wild West Arts are an American’s birthright, and I’m happy and proud to be able to help keep ‘em alive!

You pal,

-Jack Dagger

p.s. [Begin Shameless Plug] – Go buy my new instructional DVD Knife Throwing 101: The Jack Dagger Method… or I’ll stab ya.  :-D

Y’all can email me directly at jack@jackdagger.com.

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I Hate John Leonetti

Saturday, January 10th, 2009

Well, not really.

But kind of.

John Leonetti, having grown up in Seattle, makes the sojourn back once in a while, and has struck up a friendship with legendary whip maker David Morgan. Mr. Morgan made the whips for the first three Indiana Jones films.

On his last trip to see Mr. Morgan, John (an advanced student of Anthony De Longis, who trained Harrison Ford for Indy4) wound up hosting an organic whip cracking seminar with an eccentric group of martial artists.

The “hatred” mentioned above comes from the fact that the co-founder of the martial arts group was none other than my favorite author Neal Stephenson.

Now lemme tell you a little bit about Neal Stephenson. He’s what would happen if Robert A. Heinlein, Isaac Asimov, Thomas Pynchon, and Tom Stoppard had four-way gay sex, and one of them had a womb. That’s an oversimplification, but to put it bluntly, I believe that Stephenson is the most intelligent, witty author of our day, a guy who legitimately transcends genre. He writes science fiction so interesting to read, for instance, that even my wife loves it. And she don’t read no steenking sci/fi, mane!

The kicker of this whole story is that John had never even heard of Neal Stephenson before meeting him and the group, and teaching them how to crack a whip. Then he just mentioned it casually on the phone to me the other day. “Yeah, I was up in Seattle cracking whips with a bunch of guys. One of ‘em was an author.”

“Oh yeah? Do you remember his name?” I read a lot.

“Neal something.” Which triggers in my brain the only Neal author I know that lives in the Northwest.

“Was it Neal Stephenson?”

“Oh yeah, that was it.”

“Asshole.”

“What?”

That’s pretty much how the conversation went.

And here’s your homework lesson. There are three parts:

1. Order a whip from David Morgan.

2. Then go to your local book store, buy a copy of Snow Crash (Stephenson’s first book; as good a place as any to start), and read it while you wait for your whip to arrive.

3. Take pics of you holding your David Morgan whip and any Neal Stephenson novel, and send those pics to me.

Finally, here’s the email that John Leonetti sent out about his experiences with Neal and the Gang. Included is a link to his photo gallery (John is a gifted photographer) and I strongly urge you to check it out.

Hello friends and whip crackers,

I’ve updated my photo galleries with some material I shot at David Morgan’s shop on December 27th. He was very generous with his time, and allowed me to photograph more whips from his private collection.

The following day Will Morgan, magician/whipmaker Louie Foxx and I gave a whip demonstration to members of The Barton-Wright Applied Hopology and Historical Antagonistics League (BWAHAHA). Co-founded by writer Neal Stephenson, BWAHAHA is a Seattle and San Francisco-based group dedicated to the practice of Bartitsu, a martial art created by Englishman Edward William Barton-Wright in 1898. Will, Louie and I shared our insights on basic whipcracking, and everyone had a great time trying out a variety of whip styles and lengths.

You can check out photos from both days here:

http://web.me.com/johnleonetti/cracktice/home.html

Best,

John Leonetti
www.johnleonetti.com

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New Blog

Tuesday, December 9th, 2008
It’s vastly superior to this blog, in that I say it’s vastly superior.  Lots of empirical data to back up this claim.  Mmmmm, back that claim up…

Go check it out, subscribe, or bookmark, or do whatever the hell it is you do with blogs.  I dare ya.

http://www.jackdagger.com/blog

-Jack Dagger: The King of Fling

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Spatula City!!! Current mood: muthufuckin’ festive… commerce-like…

Sunday, November 30th, 2008
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Now that everyone’s returned from whatever Black Friday nightmare you took part in, you all begin to realize that despite the madness, you still didn’t find that “perfect” gift for that “perfect” person (like yourself, perhaps) that has everything.

Well I guarantee nobody has one of these (unless your were one of the few proud purchasers of one of the first brood several months ago)…  

I now present to all of you…

The Paardenlul Produce Pummeling Spatula of Annihilation!

      -or-

The World’s First (and only) Throwing Spatula

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“When the Zombie Apocalypse finally comes, you won’t need to stop barbecuing!  Take your time, flip that burger, then cleave those zombies’ skulls to the teeth with your very own, heavy duty, hand made in the U.S. (by yours truly) Throwing Spatula.  Also good for fighting!  If only Ash had one of these, he wouldn’t have needed the chainsaw…”

Standard price for these spatulas is $150, but my special on-line holiday price is $99.  Just email me privately with “SPATULACITY” in the subject line to get the sale price.

Act now!  I only have a small number these things, ’cause they take forever to make!

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-JD:TKoF

Currently

listening
:

10,000 Days

By
Tool

Release date: 2006-05-02

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Unicorns… again…

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

First up, a jilted velvet Unicorn, clearly hellbent on destruction.  Even the rainbow looks angry.

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Then there’s the uber-perverted “Uni-Porn” fetish… which actually I’m kind of on the fence about… being a pervert myself and all.  At least in this case the Unicorn’s head is properly displayed as being creepy and having reptilian-like flesh.

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Then the Unis tried to censor my best friend’s Magnum mustache.  Or were they just trying to groom him to look like Hitler, then corrupt him into leading their cause?

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And if that’s not bad enough. take a look at these two innocent doggies.

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First one is “vandalized”.

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Then the other.

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The second pooch tried to devour his, hoping it was a real Unicorn, but we stopped him just in time.

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Now it gets really disturbing…

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Behind the Scenes Zohan Pics

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008
Here’s just a few pics from when I worked on Zohan.  Now that the film has been released, I don’t suppose I can get in any trouble for posting them.

Here’s the gear that I had to work with initially.  Hopefully the footage will return in the behind the scenes dvd featurettes.  I came up with some neat gunslinger stuff with the scissors and the pouch/holster.

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Here’s a photo of my work station at the salon.

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And a closer look.

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And here’s the sign on the director Dennis Dugan’s trailer.  Dennis was the ultimate bad ass in The Howling.   ;-)     I just saw that again the other day.  Totally forget he was in it.

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Hope you enjoyed these!  :-D

-JD:TKoF

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Rate My YouTube Videos! Current mood: Appreciative

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008
Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to rate the following videos.  You don’t even have to watch ‘em (trust me, they’re good).  Just give ‘em good ratings.  I dare ya.  

Seriously, I need the good ratings up there before a certain malicious phony competitor tries to detract from my achievements by giving me bad ratings.  

There’s always one in every bunch, right?

And don’t forget to subscribe to my channel, because  “The Adventures of Jack Dagger & WHIPBOY(tm) Episode 2: The Rock Biter and the Frenchmen” is coming soon!  

Pointedly yours,

Jack Dagger: The King of Fling (and Princess of the Pusillanimous)

And now, here are a few of my favorite videos…

Me and Shelby’s Promo Video for our VanKleaver Brothers Comedy Dutch Chef Knife Throwing Show!

Tonya Kay (www.tonyakay.com) and me on Japanese television’s “Dream Vision”.  Best slow motion knife throwing footage in the world!

Brandy LaPlante (www.brandylaplante.com) and I performing a trust exercise on TLC’s “That Yin Yang Thing”.

My first foray onto Japanese television with “Amazing Count 10″.  Excellent slow motion tomahawk throwing footage.

Morning show footage from Fox Charlotte in Charlotte, North Carolina.  Do a little whip demo with the Freakshow Deluxe (www.freakshowdeluxe.com) and Tonya Kay.

I was the first person ever (with video documented proof, no less) to catch a knife in a live performance.  From a Wild West Arts show in Claremore, Oklahoma.

A little behind the scenes look at when Shelby and I field tested our new Kleaver and say a few words about brothers holding hands.

The Adventures of Jack Dagger & WHIPBOY(tm) Episode 1: The Zipline and the Alpha Dog.

My brief Sam Jackson impression.

My first short film about Murrugun the Mystic really wanting a WHIPBOY(tm) brand t-shirt.

Currently

listening
:

10,000 Days

By
Tool

Release date: 2006-05-02

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Rose Bowl Circus Current mood: inspired

Sunday, June 8th, 2008
I just finished performing at the annual Kare Youth League’s
Circus and Carnival
at the Rose Bowl, and, according to World Famous WHIPBOY(tm), now I have to blog about it.  So here goes…

Here I am, backstage, with Ted Shred.  In addition to being one of Hollywood’s top notch event planners, and a world class fire manipulator, Ted is also one of my very good friends.  Sometimes, he forgets to close his mouth.  Here’s an example.

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Here’s a few pics of the “Motorcycle on the High Wire” routine, and the good lookin’ gal who’s brave enough to perform on the trapeze beneath… with no saftey lines or nets.  Kee-razy.

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We also had skydivers jumping in at the end of every show.  Now that was cool.  The kids went nuts.  Skydivers were from Skydive Elsinore.

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Ted Shred, depressed because he’s never gone skydiving before, goes back stage to sulk, and make new fire torches.

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Then we were visited by our pal, and fellow performer (magician/illusionist), Rafael.

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Who thankfully brought his better half, Kat.  I think this is what cheered Ted up.  Sure cheered me up.

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Then Kat took my camera to snap some pics from the audience.  Here are some pics of the daredevil family performing on the “Sway Poles”.  These poles were easily fifty feet high, and as the name suggests, they sway back and forth.  Not recommended for people with heights issues.

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Here’s Flame with one of her miniature horses.  Not a Unicorn.

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Karl gets down with some classic high wire walking.

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Ted Shred gets down with some classic fire things-and-stuff…

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“Stacy the Brave”, from Skydive Elsinore, was eager to be my target partner since she didn’t get to skydive that day.  She’s awfully good lookin’, and seemed cut out for the job, so I didn’t try to dissuade her.  She turned out to be wonderful.

Here’s a slew of pics from our bit together.

Popping a balloon out of her hand with my giant wedding bowie (yes ladies, I’m married).

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God only knows what’s going on here.

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My “Che Che Whitecloud – Spin the Knife on the Hand” bit.

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I begin to explain to the audience what Stacy the Brave is about to do.  Until that point, she had no idea.

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It’s time for “Pin the Tail on the Hot Chick!”

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This pic makes me laugh, because Ted and I just kind of left Stacy hanging for a while, clenching a flower in her teeth while we palaver about who-knows-what.  Tee hee.

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And then the ole Flowercut.

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Hooray for Stacy!  She lives another day!

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What a doll.

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A few pics with the adoring fans…  Nobody adores like the kiddies…

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And then I snapped some pics of Ted from back stage during the last show.  Check out that crowd, will ya?

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We head out for our final curtain call.

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Natalia and Serinity.

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Serenity, tomorrow’s Circus Superstar.

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Ted Shred talks to a hippy while kids wait impatiently for pics with him.  ;-)

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Not a bad way to spend the weekend, huh?  Can’t exactly call it work, but it was exausting.

I don’t have any information (or links) for the eighth generation circus family who performed all the “up-high” stuff.  Those brain cells must’ve died last night.  As soon as I figure it out, I’ll update this blog with their family/show names and such.

Pointedly yours,

-Jack Dagger: The King of Fling

Currently

reading
:

Quicksilver (The Baroque Cycle, Vol. 1)

By
Neal Stephenson

Release date: 2004-09-21

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World War “U” Update

Sunday, June 1st, 2008
I trusted the little buggers once…   never again.

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Harrison Ford’s Whip Coach

Friday, May 30th, 2008
As most of you know, Anthony De Longis coached Harrison Ford for the latest Indiana Jones film.  They couldn’t have picked a better teacher.  Not only is Anthony masterfully versatile with the whip as a tool and/or weapon, he wrote the book on making it look good on camera.  ;-)

A French tv crew was recently up at Rancho Indalo interviewing Anthony for the Indy4 release.  If you look closely, you might see WHIPBOY(tm), John Leonetti or me in the background.

Take a look!

Hollywood Live presente par Ramzi Malouki

Anthony was also on ABC’s Good Morning America, demonstrating his skills (in a very confined space).  Can’t figure out how to embed the video from ABC’s website, so here’s the link instead.

http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerIndex?id=4900861

The following day (the morning of the Indy4 release, May 22nd), Harrison Ford was also on Good Morning America demonstrating his own whip skills, and praised Anthony more than once.  Check that out here.

http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=4908785

For more information about Maestro Anthony De Longis and Rancho Indalo (“where action stars aren’t born… they’re made”), check out his website:

http://www.delongis.com

-JD:TKoF

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