Archive for the ‘EVENTS’ Category

Rock City Music Awards – The Rockies

Saturday, December 13th, 2008

I ventured out to support my good friends Ted Shred and Count Smokula at the annual Rockies last night… only to find out that it’s no longer being held at B.B. King’s in the City Walk. In fact, B.B. King’s seems to be closed completely. WTF?!

So, feeling super-intellingent and in-the-loop, I called the beautiful and talented Carol Tatum (Ted’s better half) who, through sniffles and sneezes, talked me through a verbal trail of bread crumbs until I found the Rockies’ new home, FM Station.

However, in classic LA fashion, FM Station doesn’t actually have their name on the door, or even a website. In fact, they haven’t even taken down the signage from the building’s previous iteration. If it weren’t for the throngs of people outside, I’d have never realized that the Hacienda Ranchero Whatever was actually FM Station in disguise. Thanks to Carol for getting me there.

Once there, I got to see some great live bands: Godmother, Wood, some band who’s name I can’t remember (but who played a nine hour sing-a-long version of the Beatles’ “A Little Help From My Friends”), and that early nineties MTV classic, Green Jello (Obey the Cow).

I also got to get up and do a little cameo hosting with Ted and Smokie, and confess to all the rockers in attendance that yes, I was in a Britney Spears’ music video, but that I was duped into doing so. I was given collective forgiveness from those in attendance.

Here’s me and the squeeze box king himself, Count Smokula (who later autographed some twitterpated fan’s accordion – I never knew there were accordion groupies).

Here’s our table sign.

And here’s me and the Shredster himself, looking quite alluring I must say. Fear the succulent hotness.

See ya at next year’s Rockies…

-JD:TKoF

p.s. There was no knife throwing at this event, and I was sad.

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Van Kleavers do Vista

Monday, December 8th, 2008

As in the Vista Pirate Faire in SoCal, not the Windows operating system. To be sure, the Van Kleaver Bros would never “do” an operating system. Seriously, that doesn’t even make any sense.  Besides, Shelby’s a Mac guy anyway.

This was a first time Faire by the Gold Coast folks, and it seemed like a pretty successful one to me. The vendors turned out in droves, and there seemed to be plenty of patrons wandering around. Because, hmmm, what the hell else is there to do in Vista, CA on a dreary weekend in December?

Caitlin “Split” Lee was there once again, to be our t-shirt girl extraordinaire, and pose for prom pics back stage.

And then, of course, she gets licked.

Then the inevitable awkwardness sets in…

This is Bob the Bird Guy. He’s been performing since the early eighteen-hundreds. His macaws are twice that old. And his cute puppy-dog, Curtis, loves pulling the bird cart around. Or so we’re told…

Split has a word with Curtis and escape plans are made.

After the successful jail-break, Curtis and I frolic and play…. and make our plans to move to Massachusetts where it’s still legal for him and me to get married.

Eventually we lured yet another redhead back stage.

Who subsequently, also gets licked.

All in all, the faire was great, the crowds were appreciative, and I didn’t have to stab anybody.

Oh! And we unveiled a new stunt. For those of you who have seen the Jack Knife – Cucumber Slice, well, now we’ve come up with the Jack Knife – Flaming Cucumber Slice, thus proving once again, that anything you do can be made cooler with fire. In this case, I slice a cucumber in half, off the skin of Shelby’s arm, with a knife that’s on fire.

Unsuccessful though my attempts were, I could not set Shelby on fire.

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El Cid with Ravenna Black

Saturday, June 14th, 2008
I love my job.  Seriously.

Ravenna Black (world famous burlesque superstar, recently seen on Wife Swap and the Miss Exotic World 2008 Championships in Las Vegas) and I have been talking about working together, with her as my target partner, for that last couple of years.  We both kept thinking, “It’ll happen any month now…”  but since she lives in Seattle, and I’m in Los Angeles, and neither one of us is rich, it took us forever to make it happen.  It happened last night!  Finally…

She was already in the neighborhood doing the competition in Vegas, so Ravenna hopped over to LA and arranged for us to jump into this month’s lineup of the Victory Variety Hour, hosted and directed by the beautiful and talented Augusta (aka Penny Star Junior).

Here’s the fliers from the event.

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I’ll get on-stage action photos (and video?) as soon as available.  There were a few photogs present, I just gotta track ‘em down.  In the meanwhile, here’s a few behind-the-scenes pics.   Be sure to comment on my groovy new gold jacket, which was a gift from my sweet little sis’ Tonya Kay, and was worn for the first time on stage last night (it being an Asian themed show and all).

Here’s the Reverend Tommy Gunn (actually in the audience for the first time in like, a decade) with the gorgeous and hilarious Jewel of Denial.

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And here’s the bum again with Jewel’s other half, Kat Bardot.  Kat and Jewel did a brilliant “Dance Dance Revolution” burlesque duet last night.  It was sexy, hilarious, and well, ya just had to see it to believe it.  It even won them “Best Duo” at the Miss Exotic World 2008.

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Here I am, coming in for my requisite “gotta lick somebody” pic, in this case with the burlesque comedienne Dizzy Von Damn.

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Somebody else had to get in on the action, so of course, I had to lick her again.

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Daniel the Demented was not amused.

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Our host, Augusta (Penny Star Junior) and co-m.c. Gary Shapiro.

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Here I am with Vixen Violette.  We match.  Kind of.

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Here I am with my good friend Karen (archer and artiste extraordinaire) and my beautiful wife Amy.

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The darling lady of the sweets, Anna Fur Laxis (say it out loud).  She’s a classic burlesque performer: adorable (while still smokin’ hot at the same time), intelligent, and knows how to tell a story on stage.

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Millie Dollar was a wistful, etherial angel, floating around on stage with a three foot, translucent balloon, and giant feather-fans.  She looked like the embodiment of silent movie goddess.  Here she is, about to go onstage.

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And finally, my sweet darlin’, the uber-pro Ravenna Black.  This gal defnitely knows how to turn it up to eleven and work a crowd.  Here she is, dressed up in her “Lois Lane” outfit, about to go on.

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Like I said, I really love my job.  All that hotness and wonderful loving personalities… and I got paid.

Don’t hate me.  ;-)

Ok, maybe you can hate me a little.

-JD:TKoF

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MTV Movie Awards

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007
Here’s how the MTV thing played out…

If you taped or TiVo-ed the show last night, you’ll need to pause/slo-mo/rewind the thing a few times till you figure out which shape is me on the stage.  During the opening monologue, when Sarah Silverman mentions, “if the producers had their way the opening of the show would look like this –” and she turns on a large prop switch, about thirty of us rush on to stage.  I’m in the back of all the dancers and other performers (for safety reasons ’cause I breathe monster fireballs).

Unfortunately, the ENORMOUS multimedia wall at the back of the stage was also showing explosions and flashes and fire, so my personal fireball kinda blends right in.  But it’s there!  ;)

Then we all freeze frame while Sarah starts singing an ultra-vulgar song to test the censors (this was broadcast live).  She then flips the switch again and we all start moving.  If you listen carefully you can hear me cracking a whip at the back of the stage, and at certain points can clearly make out my “body shape”, center stage at the back.  Can’t quite see my face, but if you’ve seen my pirate outfit, you know it’s me.

A short while after we left the stage we got to meet Jack Nicholson and take a photo with him.  Super laid back guy.  Really nice.  Our group leader, a beautiful dancer friend of mine named Starchild said, “Ooh, one more pick ’cause I wanna kiss him!”  And as she leaned in to plant one on Jack’s face, I jokingly said, “Wait, me too!” and also planted one on him.  Everybody thought it was pretty funny.  And hey, I’ve kissed Jack Nicholson on the cheek.  Who else can say that?!  ;)

A little later we abducted Robin Williams for another photo op.  Once again, uber-friendly, and he’s exactly the same off stage as he is on.  Always the energetic goof ball.  He never did tell us why he was wearing a kilt.  But he had some groovy chain mail stuff on his sporran, which was pretty cool (I used to make that stuff in college instead of studying, ya see).

Overall:  Cool experience, and a step in the right direction for my career.  Now I can bill myself –> Jack Dagger: The King of Fling (As seen on MTV).  Aw, yeah.

JD:TKoF

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