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Instructional Knife Throwing DVD

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

Just $24.95 + $5 shipping!


Pro Throwing on Day One? Yes You Can!

Now on DVD!!!

The first and only PROFESSIONALLY made DVD that teaches you everything you need to know to throw like a pro. Learn about competition throwing, and how you can be part of the fastest growing sport in the world. You’ll also get to see part of Jack Dagger’s professional act.

Jack is the world’s foremost authority on knife throwing, Hollywood’s Go-to Guy on the subject, and is the only professional performer who’s also a certified instructor (and inductee) with the International Knife Throwers Hall of Fame. He’s worked with Anthony De Longis (Hollywood stunt legend and Harrison Ford’s whip coach), David Boreanaz, Emily Deschanel, Adam Sandler and Conan O’Brien (successfully teaching Conan to throw in less than five minutes on live TV). Jack Dagger is the only knife thrower ever to be featured on the History Channel showcasing his unprecedented achievements in accuracy throwing. Jack Dagger is the King of Fling!

Here’s just a taste of what you’ll get:

-Grip, Stance, Windup, and Delivery (the simplest, most effective throwing system ever)

-Target Construction and Knife Selection

-The Seven [most] Frequently Encountered Problems (FEPs)

-How to adjust for more accurate and successful throwing

-Competition Throwing

-Several professional stunts including the Jack Knife – Cucumber Slice (as seen on The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien) which only Jack can do!

Just $24.95 + $5 shipping!


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Spatulas will save the world!

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

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Now that everyone’s returned from whatever Black Friday nightmare you took part in, you all begin to realize that despite the madness, you still didn’t find that “perfect” gift for that “perfect” person (like yourself, perhaps) that has everything.

Well I guarantee nobody has one of these (unless your were one of the few proud purchasers of one of the first brood several months ago)…

I now present to all of you…

The Paardenlul Produce Pummeling Spatula of Annihilation!

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The World’s First (and only) Throwing Spatula

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“When the Zombie Apocalypse finally comes, you won’t need to stop barbecuing! Take your time, flip that burger, then cleave those zombies’ skulls to the teeth with your very own, heavy duty, hand made in the U.S. (by yours truly) Throwing Spatula. Also good for fighting! If only Ash had one of these, he wouldn’t have needed the chainsaw…”

Standard price for these spatulas is $150, but my special on-line holiday price is $99. Just email me privately with “SPATULACITY” in the subject line to get the sale price.

Act now! I only have a small number these things, ’cause they take forever to make!

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-JD:TKoF

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Shirts!

Monday, December 1st, 2008

Want to show JD some love?? Then get one of these sweet-ass shirts!

Go to Zazzle.com!

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