Jack Dagger

Now that everyone’s returned from whatever Black Friday nightmare you took part in, you all begin to realize that despite the madness, you still didn’t find that “perfect” gift for that “perfect” person (like yourself, perhaps) that has everything.

Well I guarantee nobody has one of these (unless your were one of the few proud purchasers of one of the first brood several months ago)…  

I now present to all of you…

The Paardenlul Produce Pummeling Spatula of Annihilation!

      -or-

The World’s First (and only) Throwing Spatula

“When the Zombie Apocalypse finally comes, you won’t need to stop barbecuing!  Take your time, flip that burger, then cleave those zombies’ skulls to the teeth with your very own, heavy duty, hand made in the U.S. (by yours truly) Throwing Spatula.  Also good for fighting!  If only Ash had one of these, he wouldn’t have needed the chainsaw…”

Standard price for these spatulas is $150, but my special on-line holiday price is $99.  Just email me privately with “SPATULACITY” in the subject line to get the sale price.

Act now!  I only have a small number these things, ’cause they take forever to make!

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-JD:TKoF

Currently listening : 10,000 Days By Tool Release date: 2006-05-02