I got to spend some time with my good friend (and gifted burlesque performer) Anna Fur Laxis this week. It started with Monday Night Tease at 3 Clubs in Hollywood.
Here she and I pose with an attractive blond gal whose name escapes me.
Then I found one of my other favorite burlesque performers, Dizzy Von Damn.
Whom, of course, I had to lick.
This industrious and beautiful young gal, Sophia, was trying to buy our votes for Viva Las Vegas with Tootsie Pops, presented nicely in a lovely cleavage. I mean box.
My new friend Sarah (left) poses with my pal Vixen Violette (whom I got to hear sing for the first time that night… awesome!).
And finally, I had my photo taken with Fever Blister. This girl has zazz.
I’m planning on becoming a “Boy-lesque” performer now. I’d like to go on tour with Fever Blister. I’ll call myself, simply, Gonorrhea. But people will inevitably call me “The Gon”.
Thus concludes Monday Night Tease. Now on to day two!
Anna Fur Laxis is from the UK, which means she’s never even seen a gun, let alone handled or fired one. So I thought it was my duty as an American to rectify this situation.
I arranged to take her up to see my good pal Anthony De Longis at Rancho Indalo for a little gun totin’ good time. Upon arrival, she was, to use the proper Yorkshire vernacular, “gobsmacked”.
Anthony (who was recognized this year by Black Belt Magazine as Weapons Instructor of the Year) let her have it with both barrels (pun intended), and gave her the full safety and usage lesson.
p.s. A good manicure is necessary for shooting handguns safely.
Anthony DeLongis agrees, and contemplates doing his own nails…
And then the rifle instruction began.
Anna Fur Laxis and I mug for a quick pic.
Then she braves the frigid winds of Canyon Country for a dazzling pistol brandishing photo.
Finishing up with the firearms, it was time to head to the throwing range.
Hawkeye Fur Laxis, coming to a burlesque show near you.
Apparently, part of my instruction includes me wanting to box with my students.
Now Anna demonstrates the windup…
The delivery…
The follow through.
Then she holds a flower in her mouth for me to cut. The fun way. (Video to come)
Having made it through an arduous day of weapons training, it was time to give Anna Fur Laxis the ole Jack Dagger Seal of Approval.
Little did she know, I used henna ink. She’ll be stuck with that for a while. Could be permanent. Tee hee.
That’s all for now, and I hope everyone has a happy (and relatively safe) New Years Eve!
-JD:TKoF
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